Three men, a Christian, a Jew and a Muslim, are waiting by the school for the children to be sent home for the day. When the bell rings, the Christian's child comes out of the building and the man greets her with a hug and says, "Mom has cooked a great dinner for tonight. Let's go home and eat."
The next child to leave the building is the Jew's child and he greets her with a hug and says, "We're going out for Chinese food tonight, so let's go right home and meet Mommy. "
The Muslim's child finally walks out of the building and the Muslim gives her a hug, kisses her deeply and says, "What's for dinner, I'm starving?"