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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Won't You Please Hug a Terrorist ?

Won't You Please Hug a Terrorist ?

If you don't see the sarcasm, your brain is fried. When are we going to wake up and smell the jihad? When are we going to smell the terrorists? Islamophobia is a term invented by the Muslim Brotherhood to make us feel ashamed that we are suspicious of those whose religion has led to the killing of thousands of our citizens. Read Greenfield's article--it's a must read.

Friday, November 26, 2010

The Truth About Reza Aslan

Reza Aslan is code. Yes, that's right--he is an undercover Iranian sleeper with direct ties to CAIR and the Muslim Brotherhood. How do I know this? Funny you should ask. Just look at his name: Reza. Let's disjumble it and it spells Arze. Now let's take the "Z" and flip it around--that's right, you have an "S". So okay, the first name is Arse. 
Now let's do the same magic with his second name: Aslan. Disjumble it and you get "Nasal." Take the two names together, Arse Nasal and flip the second name to the position of the  first and you get Nasal Arse.
Anyone with a name like Nasal Arse must have his nose someplace where, most would agree, it doesn't belong. Which goes to show that Reza Aslan (pronounced "Assland" in Farsi), has his head up his ass, and this is particularly true when he speaks about Islam. 
His talks are sponsored by Taqiyya Taquila, where after you drink it, you just lie there. The one question I would like him to answer is this: If a Muslim beheads an infidel in a forest, and there's nobody there to see it, does he still get 72 virgins?

A Christian a Jew and a Muslim

Three men, a Christian, a Jew and a Muslim, are waiting by the school for the children to be sent home for the day. When the bell rings, the Christian's child comes out of the building and the man greets her with a hug and says, "Mom has cooked a great dinner for tonight. Let's go home and eat."
The next child to leave the building is the Jew's child and he greets her with a hug and says, "We're going out for Chinese food tonight, so let's go right home and meet Mommy. "
The Muslim's child finally walks out of the building and the Muslim gives her a hug, kisses her deeply and says, "What's for dinner, I'm starving?"

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Camel Lot

The Second Fall of Camelot
Obama has been discovered; the real Obama, that is. Prior to his election, during the campaigning, he was opposed to using his middle name and denied any and all ties to Islam. He also never mentioned his hero, Saul Alinsky, and his other communist friends and leftist/racist church pastor. Finally, the country is catching on and have become disillusioned by his empty words spouted from his empty suit. His policies are not American and his behavior also reflects that--like when he bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. The message he gives is coded to us but clear to Islam--he is a fan of the religion, even if he denies being a part of it. What difference does that make anyway? He is selling us down the river, much like what is happening in England and is trying to happen in the Netherlands, save for the efforts of Geert Wilders. If you follow Obama, you follow the Titanic.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Religion of Peace

I have to post this video by Pat Condell. He's an English atheist whose youtube videos have been seen by millions and he pulls no punches. I hope you find it interesting and would welcome your comments (good and bad, but hopefully not mindlessly offensive). The URL is below.


Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Koran or Quràn or Quran

When Muhammad was in Mecca, he was married to Kaditha, an older woman who had more money than god. So the Mo man was very interested in her and, as they say, he married her vagina. In Mecca the prophet (piss be upon him), had only 150 followers, and even by Facebook standards, that was pretty anemic. So when allah sent gabriel, an angelic messenger, to dictate the word of the great and perfect book, the holy and noble word of god, the prophet, (may god give him what he deserves), said, "Hell yeah, I`d be delighted to get someone who knows how to write and have him take notes." So verily, gabriel told Mo, who told his scribe (I forget his name but I know he helped make corrections in the perfect word of god and later left islam because he was onto it), to jot stuff down, and it came to pass (not unlike gas), that the koran was written. Interestingly, when it was first begun, the verses (suras), said things like "If dudes want to practice any religion, hey, that`s cool with We" (allah often spoke of himself in plural which, for some reason, made those nonbelievers think that the big Mo wrote the damn thing in the first place. But the koran says he didn`t, so it must be the truth, because it doesn`t lie, and I know this because it says it doesn`t lie.
Later on, more people bought into Mo`s nonsense and anti-Semitic rantings.  But the Jews, like the scribe, were onto the dude, and refused to convert and kill in the name of some moon god who is worshipped by dancing around a pagan stone. This stone was used at one time by women to help them become fertile. They would pray to the stone and rub their vaginas on it; guys with bad breath kissed it, and this turned the stone even blacker and stinkier, they say. There were even 360 idols around that thing and Mo placated the pagans by praying to their gods and before he realized the Jews weren`t going to convert he had his merry men bowing to Jerusalem, which went on for a few years, actually. But the Jews, those Jews, those Jews got him so damned angry that he got a phonecall from god (which happened every time he wanted something special for himself--like extra wives, doing his step-son`s wife with a marriage to make it legit), that he said the Jews were now bad and should be dealt with in that cool Islamic way--may them pay money, convert, or kill them. Mo did this a lot, possibly because his mental illness went undiagnosed for his entire, wretched life.
So once he had an army in Medina of thousands of unshaved, camel jockeys, his suras became less loving and tolerant and even got kind of violent and, well, ungodlike. My guess is the guy wrote the book himself--well, not that he could actually write, but you get the point. His scribe, as I said, left him because he knew the truth. What is baffling is that people still buy into this seventh century crap. Maybe they`re just violent and need something to justify that. I can`t imagine that many people, however, being that violent. Some Nobel Prize guy once said something like, "Religion is the biggest insult to man`s dignity. Even without it, good people would continue to do good things, and bad people would continue to do evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." Now that`s paraphrased but I believe pretty close to the actual quote.
Peace out