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Friday, February 18, 2011

Islam Rocks

I was recently online, just looking into a few Islamic websites and saw one called IslamRocks.com.  My first reaction was, "How tacky. They actually have a website about the kinds of rocks used to stone people for offenses to Allah, or calling Muhammad a pedophile-barbarian-warrior-homophobe? But then I realized that they were using the term 'rocks' to sound cool, not cold. The site looks like it might be shut down, I'm not really certain, but that doesn't matter--it's an interesting thought--do Muslims really think their religion "rocks"?  If so then they would have to concur that music, jokes, dancing, fun, and yes, rock n' roll, does not rock.  Wearing the latest fashion and being friends with people of different cultures and beliefs definitely does not rock either. Praying five times a day with your butt in the air, to a god who hates Jews, Christians, gays, lesbians, apostates, and just about everyone who is not Muslim, rocks. I don't know why, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around the concept that Islam rocks, but if there is a Muslim out there who can explain that concept to me, I would be interested in hearing from you. If you take me up on this, please define what you mean by 'rocks' and if it means that 'it rocks to get into heaven', and other such 'yadda yadda,' then explain how a religion that hates others can get you there. And please don't bullshit me with your "religion of peace" garbage--the unbelievers who read blogs like mine are usually well aware of the notion of abrogation in your holy book. When Muhammad was weak, he was a wuss who loved the world. When he had his gang of thugs, he was a big badass dude who hated the Jews for not buying his bullcrap. Oh, and if you don't mind, can you also explain why Allah, all-knowing, powerful, forgiving, and even more yadda yadda, would create all these people he hates only to have you guys kill them.  If he's so great, why doesn't he do it himself? If it's to test you guys, why does an all-knowing being need to test when he already knows the outcome?  

For those of you out there who agree with me, let's see if you can guess Muhammad's mental illness. The winner of the contest gets 72 virgins, 130 slaves, and 4 condoms. Here's the kicker: out of all these fine, brown-eyed women, 50 have AIDS and are as much a virgin as Muhammad was a prophet.

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