Islam Rocks

I was recently online, just looking into a few Islamic websites and saw one called IslamRocks.com.  My first reaction was, "How tacky. They actually have a website about the kinds of rocks used to stone people for offenses to Allah, or calling Muhammad a pedophile-barbarian-warrior-homophobe? But then I realized that they were using the term 'rocks' to sound cool, not cold. The site looks like it might be shut down, I'm not really certain, but that doesn't matter--it's an interesting thought--do Muslims really think their religion "rocks"?  If so then they would have to concur that music, jokes, dancing, fun, and yes, rock n' roll, does not rock.  Wearing the latest fashion and being friends with people of different cultures and beliefs definitely does not rock either. Praying five times a day with your butt in the air, to a god who hates Jews, Christians, gays, lesbians, apostates, and just about everyone who is not Muslim, rocks. I don't know why, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around the concept that Islam rocks, but if there is a Muslim out there who can explain that concept to me, I would be interested in hearing from you. If you take me up on this, please define what you mean by 'rocks' and if it means that 'it rocks to get into heaven', and other such 'yadda yadda,' then explain how a religion that hates others can get you there. And please don't bullshit me with your "religion of peace" garbage--the unbelievers who read blogs like mine are usually well aware of the notion of abrogation in your holy book. When Muhammad was weak, he was a wuss who loved the world. When he had his gang of thugs, he was a big badass dude who hated the Jews for not buying his bullcrap. Oh, and if you don't mind, can you also explain why Allah, all-knowing, powerful, forgiving, and even more yadda yadda, would create all these people he hates only to have you guys kill them.  If he's so great, why doesn't he do it himself? If it's to test you guys, why does an all-knowing being need to test when he already knows the outcome?  

For those of you out there who agree with me, let's see if you can guess Muhammad's mental illness. The winner of the contest gets 72 virgins, 130 slaves, and 4 condoms. Here's the kicker: out of all these fine, brown-eyed women, 50 have AIDS and are as much a virgin as Muhammad was a prophet.

Art vs. Hate Crime

Is there a double standard or am I just being Islamophobic again? Handy word, islamophobia, isn't it? Invented by CAIR to stop free speech

Won't You Please Hug a Terrorist ?

Won't You Please Hug a Terrorist ?

If you don't see the sarcasm, your brain is fried. When are we going to wake up and smell the jihad? When are we going to smell the terrorists? Islamophobia is a term invented by the Muslim Brotherhood to make us feel ashamed that we are suspicious of those whose religion has led to the killing of thousands of our citizens. Read Greenfield's article--it's a must read.

The Truth About Reza Aslan

Reza Aslan is code. Yes, that's right--he is an undercover Iranian sleeper with direct ties to CAIR and the Muslim Brotherhood. How do I know this? Funny you should ask. Just look at his name: Reza. Let's disjumble it and it spells Arze. Now let's take the "Z" and flip it around--that's right, you have an "S". So okay, the first name is Arse. 
Now let's do the same magic with his second name: Aslan. Disjumble it and you get "Nasal." Take the two names together, Arse Nasal and flip the second name to the position of the  first and you get Nasal Arse.
Anyone with a name like Nasal Arse must have his nose someplace where, most would agree, it doesn't belong. Which goes to show that Reza Aslan (pronounced "Assland" in Farsi), has his head up his ass, and this is particularly true when he speaks about Islam. 
His talks are sponsored by Taqiyya Taquila, where after you drink it, you just lie there. The one question I would like him to answer is this: If a Muslim beheads an infidel in a forest, and there's nobody there to see it, does he still get 72 virgins?